When I try to get off the internet →
wowfunniestposts: this always happens: Follow this blog and laugh some more
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
When you smell weed →
most-awkward-moments: I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
I really want to talk to you, I just don't know...
At the end of concerts
Band/singer: We hope you guys enjoyed your night!
Me: no no NO OMFG DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING LEAVE NO STAY ON THAT DAMN STAGE AND KEEP PLAYING SONGS I DON'T EVEN CARE IF THEY'RE FUCKING OLD OR SHIT YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IN FOREVER YOU ARE NOT FUCKING LEAVING THAT STAGE YOU ARE STAYING I LOVE YOU OKAY DON'T LEAVE ME OKAY DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING BOW NO NO GET THE FUCK BACK ON STAGE NO DAMN IT GET BACK IN HERE AND LOVE ME