May 2013
buttlicked:
You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
knightscrest:
the least popular zoo animal is the llamea
rnemes:
gudnam:
gudnam:
i hate mac and cheese
i just lost a follower
u deserved it
freddybenson:
freddybenson:
friendly reminder that kony was never stopped
88th:
I wish I could illegally download clothes
WatchSandra Romain Has Buns Of Steel
vietnamesecrystal:
when someone you really like unfollows you
overlordleaveshiswife:
tltty:
everyone in the world has an iphone except me i feel like a nun
hell-is-my-paradise:
yourealoserlol:
skittlejoy:
its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio
yeah, you deserve them.
that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen
the effectiveness of deleting a post after its started accumulating notes
April 2013
nickelode0n:
baby, i don’t care about your stomach
or your legs
or how big your boobs are
i don’t care about you at all
leave me alone
passion:
shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?
hot as balls
hoeskimos:
[throws a rock at your window] do u have any chicken nuggets
tara-ka-sha:
Leonardo DiCaprio paints himself gold and whispers “I am the Oscar”
fiercezucchini:
those feelings when you want a relationship
but you don’t
but you do
but you don’t
do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob
is this what girls do
yup
niggayougay:
MAN I WISH I WAS HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE SOMEONE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED
bohemian-fairies:
ejacutastic:
talk to cute person
spend the next week imagining our life together
THIS IS ME
animeasuka:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
children wake up early because they still get excited about life
this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here
college application: i did a thing once
renkos:
ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby
mirror mirror on the wall what the fuck am i doing with my life
punkrockdirection:
sometimes i forget im a real person
pixelatedboobs:
Y people post they business on the Internet and get mad when people talk about it
daisygatsbys:
do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with
shutupaubrey:
if you think you need practice kissing i’m free 24/7 year round
the-yolocaust:
the-yolocaust:
has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly
i now know why
